
ROME and remorse.
I love my daughter Mabel more than I’d thought I could ever love another person. For her, I’ve incurred cavities of the teeth and mind by way of multiple sugar shock episodes of “My Little Pony.” I glory in the light in her eyes when we play “school”, despite being cast repeatedly as an illiterate little dullard named Denise Bernice. Mabel is the ambassador of my fondest hopes; she carries my heart in her little purple leopard-skin purse. She is everything to me. Yet I took her to the (shudder) Olive Garden. That’s right: the (shudder) Olive Garden. Like the monster parent of urban legend fame who forced his child to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes in one sitting, I did a horrible, valuable thing, and I did it out of love. It’s quite possible she will resent me for it for the rest of our lives, but I have no regrets. (more…)
A Million Little Salt Crystals
May 18, 2014ROME and remorse.
I love my daughter Mabel more than I’d thought I could ever love another person. For her, I’ve incurred cavities of the teeth and mind by way of multiple sugar shock episodes of “My Little Pony.” I glory in the light in her eyes when we play “school”, despite being cast repeatedly as an illiterate little dullard named Denise Bernice. Mabel is the ambassador of my fondest hopes; she carries my heart in her little purple leopard-skin purse. She is everything to me. Yet I took her to the (shudder) Olive Garden. That’s right: the (shudder) Olive Garden. Like the monster parent of urban legend fame who forced his child to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes in one sitting, I did a horrible, valuable thing, and I did it out of love. It’s quite possible she will resent me for it for the rest of our lives, but I have no regrets. (more…)
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